American Car Culture Aficionados Mugs

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Penguin Remote

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"