Car Culture Fanatic Mugs

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"I thought you said you had a lowrider!"

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"What old school? This is my life."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.