Car Culture Lover Mugs

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

My other car's a hearse - Bumper sticker for a vulture driving undertaker.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Deflator mouse

Driverless cars rage.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"What old school? This is my life."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."