Car Culture Buffs Pillows

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

I can't wait till they get one of those things...