Car Culture Explorer T-Shirts

"What old school? This is my life."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

The Hybrid

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

2020 Panic Room

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Castle with parking lot.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

Pimp my cow.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.