Automobile Culture T-Shirts

Castle with parking lot.

"Well, I gotta go. It's been fun talking about cars and stuff. You're one cool cat! I never asked...what's your name?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

Car joust.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Repairing the UFO

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY motor repairs.

Chip wagon oil change.

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."