Automobile Culture T-Shirts

Castle with parking lot.

"Please...that screams from the rooftops 'I'm totally not guy!'"

"Well, I gotta go. It's been fun talking about cars and stuff. You're one cool cat! I never asked...what's your name?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

Car joust.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Repairing the UFO

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY motor repairs.

Chip wagon oil change.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"