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"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I've solved our chip shortage."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

No U-turns

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"