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"Google car."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Roads with a view.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"I've solved our chip shortage."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

No U-turns

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Ernie, you're still not being honest in the ad for the cars you're selling! Many of these were abandoned! That's why I say "driverless cars"! And lighting torched this one! Making it a type of "electric car." This was totally trashed when taken for a joyride! So I was accurate when I called it a "recreational vehicle." And the limo - It gets 5 MPG, but you say it gets over 20MPG! That's why I also say "It's a stretch"!

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Where's the fire, pal?"