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"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"

'Holier-Than-Thou Lane'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

Castle with parking lot.

Pimp my cow.

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Discussed on Car Talk

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."