Car Culture Commentator T-Shirts

"Hey, relax! All I said was, 'You're a sexy car, but you could stand to dress a little sexier!"

'Holier-Than-Thou Lane'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Pimp my cow.

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

Castle with parking lot.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Discussed on Car Talk

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."