Automotive Culture T-Shirts

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"All the kids are doing it...ridin' low...driving cool...I think I could get the hang of this!"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

Car joust.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Repairing the UFO

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY motor repairs.

Chip wagon oil change.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Watch for innovation."