Automotive Culture Pillows

"All the kids are doing it...ridin' low...driving cool...I think I could get the hang of this!"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

Car joust.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Perfect."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Repairing the UFO

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY motor repairs.

Chip wagon oil change.

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."