Car Culture Explorer Gifts

"What old school? This is my life."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

The Hybrid

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

2020 Panic Room

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Castle with parking lot.

Pimp my cow.

"Where's the fire, pal?"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

'You've slept with your new car every night for a week. When's the newness wear off!'

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'