Car Culture Crusader Gifts

Pimp my cow.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Castle with parking lot.

"Where's the fire, pal?"

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

"All the kids are doing it...ridin' low...driving cool...I think I could get the hang of this!"

"The bastardized representation of cat culture in the upcoming Cats film is yet another egregious example of commodification and cultural appropriation exacted for human profit at the expense of feline communities."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

"Look, Baldo, changing who you are to please someone is a bad idea. If Estella doesn't like cool cars and you do, tell her! She might admire that you stand up for what you believe in."

"Honk if you support us."