Car Culture Gifts

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Honk If You Think It Will Help.

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

"Google car."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Car joust.

Roads with a view.

Cheesie Rider

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

Cars at the drive in.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).