Car Culture Critic Gifts

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Pimp my cow.

Castle with parking lot.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

The development of cars.

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

Grog parks his wheel on the rough side of town.

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"All the kids are doing it...ridin' low...driving cool...I think I could get the hang of this!"

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."