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"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

'Power steering.'

No U-turns

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

Sat Nag

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Other decals on cars.

Red car

My other dog is a golden retriever

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.