Comedy Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

No U-turns

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Left Lane Must Turn Right, Right Lane Must Turn Left, Nice Try!

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."