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'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Sat Nag