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'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Gas Pedal Sticking?

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'Told you so.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Sat Nag

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

It's just until I stop chasing cars.