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It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'And here's the toolkit.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Cars at the drive in.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Told you so.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

No U-turns

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Power steering.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Driving a Lemon.

Clown Airbags.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.