Auto Repair Comic Lover Mugs

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Nap time."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Four mechanics working on a car

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

I got a car for the weekend!

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"It will cost $1,200 to fix that dent...or I could just make an identical dent on the other side for $19.99."

"It's a loaner while mine's in the shop."

"Your German spark plugs won't work in your mini cooper because of Brexit."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

"It's a minor surgery, but it will finance a major repair on my wife's mercedes."