Car Trouble Guru Gifts

'Say, aren't you the cop who gave me a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 mile per hour zone?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Deflator mouse

"Take me to your mechanic."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"Gracie, just because you understand internal combustion engines...doesn't mean you can drive."

Influences.

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

Apparently, this model can only be fixed using quantum mechanics.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Can you check the heated drivers seat."

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Try it now.'

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

"You're a quart low."

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

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"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'