Digital Repair Guru Prints

"Yeah, I called. . . my computer crashed."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

I've always been slower than computers...

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Problem Solver Wanted

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

Bob's DIY Store

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

DIY store.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

Internet Possessed Mind