Digital Repair Guru Prints

"Yeah, I called. . . my computer crashed."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

I've always been slower than computers...

"Never marry an engineer."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Problem Solver Wanted

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

Bob's DIY Store

DIY store.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

Internet Possessed Mind

'This time you hold the nail!'

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."