Tech Troubleshooting Pillows

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

Where was I?

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Recalculating

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

Tech support...can I help you!