Tech Troubleshooting Guru Pillows

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Read the manual. You can't keep yelling, 'Here boy', every time you need help.'

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"Camera not working."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

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'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"I think I found the phone."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'Hello?...Customer service?...Uhhh...How do you open the box?'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'No worries son, I'll manage with my saw until my hammer turns up.'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'And you get this free.'

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'You have got a computer worm!'

'Hello? Is this Tech Support? I think my tablets might be broken. . .'