Tech Troubleshooting Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you know you've had your caps lock on for the last ten miles?"

'Just flip it over.'

Home Business - Computer.

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

'I wanted to send an email to the IT tech telling him about the faulty software, but I can't do it because of the faulty software.'

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

Online form - Submit.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I'm bored."

Crap from the future.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"