Troubleshooting Pillows

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'It's not an electrical problem. Something's wrong with your corporate DNA!'

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Scratching head

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'You are through to 24/7 support...our helpline times are between 8am and 7pm.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Where was I?

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

"Turn down the bass."

"So what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?"

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"She's also the only one who knows how to unjam the copy machine."

"I've installed a new internal hard drive. Damn machine's still not working!"

"This CD explains how to use this CD that explains how to read the directions on how to use our TV."

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'Texting, one, two, three, four, texting, one, two, three, four. There that ought to do it.'

"The computer has crashed."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'It's working all right for me -- it must not have any respect for you.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

You shoul dhave had these wires lagged!

Prehistoric Clocks.

'The computer's down again.'

'I'll let you decide your punishment. Grounded for a week or an hour of your time to help me with a computer problem.'

Cut out and keep your own IT expert.

"Welcome to tech support. You have three minutes to rage at me before we put an actual technician on the line."

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."