Repairman Gifts

Slot machine.

'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Procedures

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

'Too Low?'

'Here's your problem,your chimney is full of bats.'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

"What else did you fix today?"

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.

'Well, if it is a short circuit, I guess the easiest thing to do is lengthen it.'

'Believe me, we've tried everything... All we get is a 'click-click-whirrr' kind of noise, a big 'CLUNK' and then NOTHING!'

Woodpecker threatening to drop a worker up a pole.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'This one's broken, I've been stuck here for hours.'

"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."

'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'

'I certainly hope it doesn't take me as long to pay the bill as it did for you to get the part.'

Time for a coffee break... I mean, the computer's down.

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."

"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'

'Are you the guy who called about his air conditioner being stuck 'on'?'

Plumber's t-shirt reads 'How's my bum cleavage?'

'Now then, what seems to be the problem?'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

"Alright, now see what happens when you turn the faucet off."

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'