Car Repairman Gifts

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

Four mechanics working on a car

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

CLEAR!

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Turmoil change.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Fixing the TV.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Demonic Repossession.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Was it a fuse?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job