Repair Shop Workers Gifts

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Caveman wheel repairers.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Genius Bar

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Working in recovery of Hurricane

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."