Repair Shop Workers Gifts

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Genius Bar

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Caveman wheel repairers.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."