Auto Shop Worker Gifts

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

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This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Stimulus bust

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

General Motors.

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

Where's the difference?

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

'Do you cover the deductible?'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

Union Label is Edsel

"Can you deliver that to me?"

New Big Three bailout cars?

"You're a lousy grocery store."

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

On strike at the sign shop

Taking work home.