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Auto Industry Worker Gifts
Discover a range of products perfect for auto industry workers—whether they’re mechanics, engineers, or car enthusiasts. Our designs combine wit and appreciation, making your gift a memorable token of gratitude and respect for their dedication to keeping the world moving.
"Things could be worse. We could work for GM."
They're picketing without demands, just being jerks.
"As you drive it you can tell yourself that this Japanese car was made on American soil by American workers."
New Big Three bailout cars?
Detroit Bankruptcy
'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'
The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!
'Thanks! This bailout will save lots of jobs at our plants in Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Phillipines, Poland, Indonesia, India, Egypt, Thailand...'
Downsizing car plants
Invest and go. Sell 'n' drive.
General Motors.
Stimulus bust
Look respectable, son!
Where's the difference?
"America first?"
"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."
Is this for wiping greasy hands?
'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'
"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."
Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.
Electric car
Volkswagen Scandal
General Motors.
The American Nightmare.
A world choked with people mindlessly on the move
Auto Mechanic Birthdays
'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'
"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"
"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."
'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'
Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.
'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'
OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.
'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'
Auto Industry Worker Gifts Collection
Auto Industry Worker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for auto industry workers—perfect for coffee breaks and showcasing their automotive pride.
Auto Industry Worker Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their space with pillows featuring auto industry themes—great for lounges or bedrooms.
Auto Industry Worker Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that celebrate automotive craftsmanship and humor, perfect for garages or offices.
Auto Industry Worker T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for auto industry professionals—fun, witty, and made to be worn with pride in any garage or workshop.