Automotive Industry Workers Gifts

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Electric car

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

Bailout for General Motors.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

Uber Out of Luck

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Volkswagen with skull face

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."