Automobile Industry Workers Gifts

Museum: Old Detroit.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Volkswagen Scandal

General Motors.

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Bailout for General Motors.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Volkswagen with skull face

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

Uber Out of Luck

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"