Auto Service Worker Gifts

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

General Motors.

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

Where's the difference?

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

Limo Service.

'This may take more work than we thought.'

'Do you cover the deductible?'

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

Union Label is Edsel

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

New Big Three bailout cars?

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"You're a lousy grocery store."

Ed's Car Wash,

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'