Auto Body Shop Worker Gifts

'You received cards from seven auto body shops!'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

Acme Flyswatters.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

Where's the difference?

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

General Motors.

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

'Do you cover the deductible?'

New Big Three bailout cars?

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

Union Label is Edsel

"Can you deliver that to me?"

Ed's Car Wash,

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'

Detroit Bankruptcy

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

'You don't seem to like your new sunroof.'