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iPad Upgrades

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Computer Expert

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Hardware and software

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Man feeding his computer money.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Early Tech Support

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."