Gps Gurus Gifts

Well, maybe this beach is so new my GPS didn't even know about it – Did you ever think of that?

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Snowmen Around The World...

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Recalculating route..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Recalculating!

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

GPS flag in road

Zero gravity ahead.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Recalculating!

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'Backseat driver...'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"YIKES!"