Gps Gurus Pillows

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Recalculating route..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Recalculating!

Zero gravity ahead.

Recalculating!

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

'Backseat driver...'

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad