Gps Lover Pillows

'Colin's gps was to prove useless in finding maureens 'G' spot.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Prostate: 51st State

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Recalculating

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Sat-Nav for Men

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

A series of Exit signs.

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"Now What?"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This must be Easter Island!"

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

You are everywhere.

Recalculating!

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'