Gps Gadget Gurus Pillows

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Recalculating route..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Bicycle sat nav.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

Internet Restaurant

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Computer tech support sacred offering

Recalculating!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."