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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Recalculating route..."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Internet Restaurant

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Recalculating!

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."