Gps Specialist Pillows

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Recalculating!

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

Recalculating!

'Backseat driver...'

"Sky, sir?"

GPS HIghway to Hell

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad