Navigation Specialist Gifts

'That's strange - The sat nav says we've reached our destination but I don't see a massive concrete wall anywhere!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Touché"

Saved...life is good!

Lost around a military base.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Recalculating!