Sat Nav Specialist Gifts

'In two meters turn left!'

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Pole Star

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Goose checking his GPS.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Backseat driver...'

"Sky, sir?"

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Are we there yet!"

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Lav Nav

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"We wanted to make the system more human."

"We Europeans must finally take responsibility for ourselves! Tomorrow we replace the damn US-made sat nav!"

Fat Nav

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

'We had to cut expenses, but why lessons in map reading!?'