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Captain in a storm

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Pole Star

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."