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Captain in a storm

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Pole Star

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

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A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."