Call Navigation Expert Gifts

"If you know your party's extension, say 'know'. Otherwise say 'no'!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Pole Star

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Oh shut up."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

Line, area and volume

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Pick a direction.