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"If you know your party's extension, say 'know'. Otherwise say 'no'!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Pole Star

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"Oh shut up."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Line, area and volume

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

Second Chance Exit.

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'