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'You may get in, sir, but you'll have to leave the coat.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

Pole Star

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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