Crowd Navigation Expert Mugs

'You may get in, sir, but you'll have to leave the coat.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

Recalculating!

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Pole Star

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Man on Stilts in a Market

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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