Crowd Navigator Mugs

'Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in a sea of people!'

Colossalism: The religious belief that tall people exist so short people can walk through crowds.

I'm off to bag some bargains in the January sales... -

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"The name refers to the seating, not the cuisine."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

Man on Stilts in a Market

Shipping in Bath

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By

"Sorry. Full."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Sod off Home Hour

"Sam! I've been looking all over for you!"

Melancholy scene at the opera on a crowded night

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Dog on a plane.

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'