Navigation Guru Mugs

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

'The only good advice I got all day was from my GPS.'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Recalculating route..."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Admit it, we're lost."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I am not asking for directions."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

You are here.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit